Monday, April 30, 2007

Two Beauties

I used to see them every day. After a hectic day at office, just a nonchalant glimpse of these two beauties served like the perfect chocolate body-wrap rejuvenating all those numb senses. I never missed them and many a times I even avoided detour, took a bumpy ride back home for a glimpse.

One had the perfect ten on ten body; desired height, figure, features; silky hair and ravishing look. Clad in sports wear casuals with a wristband she appeared a brutal killer (obviously with her looks). She epitomized the apt voluptuous woman of today, 99% Attitude ….. ummmmmm 1% Aptitude. Whatever. The other appeared as if embodied by a fairy. Simple, fair, long hair, petit nose, sparkling eyes and a cute dimple made her stand apart. She used to flaunt her flawless skin in pink sleeveless Punjabi dress of hers. I just couldn’t afford to miss these two. It was not only me but also lot of other guys ogling at either of them, but I didn’t really mind as getting introduced was a far fetched idea and life partner was next to impossible.

Then one day the voluptuous babe disappeared. I was a bit disheartened but being more of a “I like Gayatri Joshi from Swades” type blighter, felt happy to see my Punjabi dress clad girl still there. And then one fine day even she disappeared. That was more than I could take.

It took me a few days to realize the reason behind their disappearing act. De Manor Residency had 100% booking, each flat was sold off. Sun-block cream sales drop in monsoon.

Those idiots removed the billboards !!!!

12 Comments:

At 7:07 PM, Blogger Subboo said...

nice blog..wish u could paste the photos as well..but photo ki kami puri kar di..with gr8 language adjectives and sighs!! gr8 man..i think u should right something lengthier...

 
At 7:13 PM, Blogger Risha said...

:) good one...u create good suspense in your blogs, i love the way you write

 
At 2:53 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I don't believe..you didn't realised that they were billboards!!! cmonnnnnnnnn........

 
At 2:27 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

ha ha ha ....good one(response to ur post)

who is this dim witted dame now (response to the commentator above)

And yes I am shameless to go Anony :) he he he

 
At 1:03 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

HAHA..kasla best ahe...
asha goshti tumchach barobar ka ghadtaat :P !!?
bara ahe!

 
At 2:23 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

hahaha, good one, i was thinking of asking you their names and addresses ;)

 
At 12:03 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

:)

 
At 11:10 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Aaaavadla ! That was more like a rrrrrhhhhaaatttt at the end ! ;)

 
At 5:21 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Good one Amey Saheb...

 
At 6:35 AM, Blogger Leena Murugesh Nair said...

The flow of this one's really good. You capture your audience and they are you ....getting people to identify with what you've written is definitely a feather in your cap.

 
At 1:05 PM, Blogger Amey Bhide said...

Thank you everybody .... I was really overwhelmed after reading the comments. I hope I will continue to be one of your favourite bloggers read.

 
At 10:00 AM, Blogger Unknown said...

Khup chaan vatal vachun ... liked the language and the way you have written. It's just amazing!

 

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