Never ask
I committed a crime, as per her, a heinous crime. It’s aptly said; don’t ask a girl her age. I would like to add, don’t ask her weight too!!!
We met at our katta after a long time. As we were chatting, Nammo joined us. Ummm … not to say, but she appeared to have gained some excess flab. I tried to play with words to compliment her.
“Hey Nammo, you look healthier after coming back to Pune”
“Huh, mhanje?”
“Mhanje, healthier you know”
“So am I looking healthier for good or for worse?”
I should have just replied “for good”, but the ever active bug (EAB) in me blurted
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“Healthier is a relative term, I ..”
“So you mean I have become fat?”
“Yes”
“Yes!!!”
“I mean no”
“No??”
“I just wanted to compliment you”
“By saying that I am fat”
“Come on, you have put on weight”
“So you were looking at me”
“Bole to?”
“Were you looking at me or not?”
“If I look at somebody else while talking to you, people will say I am cock-eyed”
“Why do you look at me?”
“What’s your height?” Baandu saved me
“5’6 ”
“And your weight?” EAB again
“Six …………… shutup”
She was grumpy the whole evening, we teased her a lot and she smirked at me for my compliment.
posted by Amey Bhide @ 2:16 PM
5 comments
5 Comments:
ee bhide...kay dokyat kida asto re tuzhya?? ugach chidwat astos!!
coolz..nice blog..and a lesson learnt by the reader as well as the writer, thanx for the tip man..it wil help me a lot..hehehe jus kidding..remember not to repeat this with ur wife..otherwise u r gonna get screwed big time!!! Keep writing bro..all the best
Am just having fun reading your blogs!! The best was the "Phone call" ...ha ha ha .... I couldnt stop laughing imagining you running :)
Will keep checking for more .... found you on ami's blog site today :)
prove karaychach nah dar velela..
kasa re! :P
I loved the abbreviation EAB. Very creative.
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