F. U. C. K

The F word is hated by almost all the girls when they transition from girl-friend to girlfriend. But the emotion, frustration, happiness, sorrow and myriad other state of mind that it describes makes the word inherently versatile and we shouldn’t demean its sacrosanct usage at any point in time.

The etymology of this word is as follows:
In ancient England, single people were not allowed to have s e x; they had to espouse. In case they wanted to shield themselves from the condemnable act then, they were required to get consent from the King.

If the King blessed such a couple, then a placard displaying “Fornication Under the Consent of the King” used to be put up outside the house. Eventually the text was shortened to have just the first alphabets .... “FUCK”.

A transcript of a discourse, given by Osho’s Rajnish, for all those who consider use of ‘FUCK’ as a blasphemy.

The last question for today.
‘I feel sad when people use the word Fuck’

Answer:
‘It is one of the most beautiful words. English language should be proud of it. I don’t think any other language has any such beautiful word. One Tom, from California, has done a great bit of research on it. He must be of the great Tom-Dick-Harry fame.’

He says, “One of the most interesting words in English language today is the word Fuck. It is one magical word. Just by its sound, it can describe pain, pleasure, hate and love. In language, it falls into many grammatical cateogaries. It can be used as a verb, both transitive: John fucked Mary; and intransitive: Mary was fucked by John. As a noun: Mary is a fine fuck and it can be used as an adjective: Mary is fucking beautiful. As you can see, there are not many words with the versatility of fuck.”

Besides the successful meaning, there are also the following uses:

Fraud: I got fucked at the used car lot
Ignorance: Fucked if I know
Trouble: I guess I am fucked now
Aggression: Fuck you
Displeasure: What the fuck is going on here?
Difficulty: I can’t understand this fucking job
Incompetence: He is a fuck off
Suspicion: What the fuck are you doing?
Enjoyment: I had a fucking time
Request: Get the fuck out of here
Hostility: I am going to knock your fucking head off
Greeting: How the fuck are you
Apathy: Who gives a fuck
Innovation: Get a bigger fucking hammer
Surpise: Fuck you scared the shit out of me
Anxiety: Today is really fucked

And it is very healthy too if every morning you do it as a transcendental meditation. Every morning when you get up, repeat the mantra Fuck You fice times. It clears the throat.”

Enough for today .....