Monday, April 30, 2007

Two Beauties

I used to see them every day. After a hectic day at office, just a nonchalant glimpse of these two beauties served like the perfect chocolate body-wrap rejuvenating all those numb senses. I never missed them and many a times I even avoided detour, took a bumpy ride back home for a glimpse.

One had the perfect ten on ten body; desired height, figure, features; silky hair and ravishing look. Clad in sports wear casuals with a wristband she appeared a brutal killer (obviously with her looks). She epitomized the apt voluptuous woman of today, 99% Attitude ….. ummmmmm 1% Aptitude. Whatever. The other appeared as if embodied by a fairy. Simple, fair, long hair, petit nose, sparkling eyes and a cute dimple made her stand apart. She used to flaunt her flawless skin in pink sleeveless Punjabi dress of hers. I just couldn’t afford to miss these two. It was not only me but also lot of other guys ogling at either of them, but I didn’t really mind as getting introduced was a far fetched idea and life partner was next to impossible.

Then one day the voluptuous babe disappeared. I was a bit disheartened but being more of a “I like Gayatri Joshi from Swades” type blighter, felt happy to see my Punjabi dress clad girl still there. And then one fine day even she disappeared. That was more than I could take.

It took me a few days to realize the reason behind their disappearing act. De Manor Residency had 100% booking, each flat was sold off. Sun-block cream sales drop in monsoon.

Those idiots removed the billboards !!!!