F. U. C. K

The F word is hated by almost all the girls when they transition from girl-friend to girlfriend. But the emotion, frustration, happiness, sorrow and myriad other state of mind that it describes makes the word inherently versatile and we shouldn’t demean its sacrosanct usage at any point in time.

The etymology of this word is as follows:
In ancient England, single people were not allowed to have s e x; they had to espouse. In case they wanted to shield themselves from the condemnable act then, they were required to get consent from the King.

If the King blessed such a couple, then a placard displaying “Fornication Under the Consent of the King” used to be put up outside the house. Eventually the text was shortened to have just the first alphabets .... “FUCK”.

A transcript of a discourse, given by Osho’s Rajnish, for all those who consider use of ‘FUCK’ as a blasphemy.

The last question for today.
‘I feel sad when people use the word Fuck’

Answer:
‘It is one of the most beautiful words. English language should be proud of it. I don’t think any other language has any such beautiful word. One Tom, from California, has done a great bit of research on it. He must be of the great Tom-Dick-Harry fame.’

He says, “One of the most interesting words in English language today is the word Fuck. It is one magical word. Just by its sound, it can describe pain, pleasure, hate and love. In language, it falls into many grammatical cateogaries. It can be used as a verb, both transitive: John fucked Mary; and intransitive: Mary was fucked by John. As a noun: Mary is a fine fuck and it can be used as an adjective: Mary is fucking beautiful. As you can see, there are not many words with the versatility of fuck.”

Besides the successful meaning, there are also the following uses:

Fraud: I got fucked at the used car lot
Ignorance: Fucked if I know
Trouble: I guess I am fucked now
Aggression: Fuck you
Displeasure: What the fuck is going on here?
Difficulty: I can’t understand this fucking job
Incompetence: He is a fuck off
Suspicion: What the fuck are you doing?
Enjoyment: I had a fucking time
Request: Get the fuck out of here
Hostility: I am going to knock your fucking head off
Greeting: How the fuck are you
Apathy: Who gives a fuck
Innovation: Get a bigger fucking hammer
Surpise: Fuck you scared the shit out of me
Anxiety: Today is really fucked

And it is very healthy too if every morning you do it as a transcendental meditation. Every morning when you get up, repeat the mantra Fuck You fice times. It clears the throat.”

Enough for today .....

Jeevachi Mumbai

Kaamgaar dina nimitta amhala guruwari sutti hoti. Mhanun me ani nikko ni tharavle ki shukravari hi sutti takun, long weekend la jeevachi mumbai karavi.
Shukrawari sakali 9 wajata amhi doghe nighalo. Gaadi nivaanta chalavat amhi sri datta la na thaambta poochalo. taak, wada pav ani sprite chi nyahri zhalyawar amhi nighalo te imax-wadala chya parking madhye thaambalo. ase mhantat ki imax, asia la largest dome theatre ahe with 12000 watts chi sound system. 49 rs. each chi Transformer cinema chi amhi tickets kaadhali ani jeevan karnya saathi Sarsoon ka Saag hotel madhye gelo. Don kheema pav, ek steam rice, ek medium (pan je actually large hota) pepsi ani Startbucks Frappe ... yha saglyaan che bil amchya dome cinema chya ticket che 1000% zhala. Start of jeevachi mumbai ....
Yanni, Transformers ani last la Linking Park cha 'What I've done' ni fullto 49 rs wasool zhale :)
Sandhyakali worli la poochalo ani ratri 'Jewel of India' namak posh hotel madhye gelo. Araamdehih couch madhye basoon abhakshabhakshan ani apeeyapaan karnyaat je sukh asta te amhaas tethe laabhala. Tithun Cafe Noorani madhye 'Chicken Biryani and Fish tikka' cha anand lutala ani mag sakali ek wajata Sea face chya kathadya war lattancha awaaj aaikat gappa marat basalo. sakal pasun nighalelo tari pan sea face chya warya mule kan bhar dekheel zhop yet navhti.

Shanivarchi sakal usheera zhali. Nyahari karun 'Hera Panna' madhye shopping karayla gelo. Glare, mobiles, clothes, bags, perfumes, gift articles chi a to z dukane palthi ghatli, pan amhi punekar na, puneri baana aad ala. Shyaaa, ithe khupach kami choice ahe .... Punyala asa nasta mhanun amhi rikamya hatani parat alo. Baandhu office madhun lavkar nighale va amhi R-mall Mulund madhye 'Pope's Tate' navachya hotel la jayla nighalo. 'Lifestyle' madhye shopping, aamchya honarya vaihini la bhetane ani jalpaan karne, ase teen action items aamchya yadi madhye hote. Honyarya vaihini la jaasta wel navhta karan tiche teertharup aaj ghari hote. Pope's Tate ani Timbacctu madhye itki gardi hoti ki tithe ek taas waiting time hota. Noodle bar madhye 'Spice Girls', Blue Havana, Ice tea with American Chopsuey and 'All time favorite Chicken sizzler' khaun amhi parti chya watewar nighalo .... Mulund te Worli. Eastern express highway war Alto ni 100kmph cha veg pakadla ani eka tasat ghari poochalo. Tya nantar destination 'Hard Rock Cafe'

Bombay Dyeing mill chya shed la renovate karun tyala ek contemporary look dila ahe. Uuncha ceiling, suspended lights ani heavy duty speaker system along with the 'susaat' crowd mhanje rocking Hard Rock Cafe. Bar counter warun beer ani vodka ghetla ani gardi madhye misallo. Netra sukh ani beer che ghot ghet ghet amhi gani wa sundarte chya nashe wahun gelo. Eka mahinyacha petrol cha kharcha ani eka ratri cha HRC cha kharcha yha madhye farsa farak navhta. Kharach ..... JEEVACHI MUMBAI ...